Tuesday's Elephant JokeA little long but that's what makes it funny!
Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of vanilla pudding.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of vanilla pudding?
A: No, of course not.
Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.