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Intelligence Test for 5 Year Olds.
The test below is designed to test the intelligence of 5 year old children. Let's see how you do.
First Question: You need to put an elephant into a refrigerator. How do you do it?
Answer: You open the door and put the elephant in.
This question is designed to determine if you over think problems. Now for the next question.
Second Question: You need to put a giraffe into the refrigerator. How do you do it?
Answer: You open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.
This question is designed to test your short term memory. Ok, really concentrate on this next one.
Third Question: The King of the Jungle (the Lion) calls a conference and requires all of the animals to be there. Can you name all the animals in attendance?
Answer: All of them except for the giraffe. Remember, he is still in the refrigerator.
This question shows if you learned anything from Question 2. On to the…
Last Question: You are in the middle of the river and you hit a log which breaks your motor and punctures the hull. The boat is sinking rapidly but the river is known to be inhabited with hungery crocodiles. How do you get to shore?
Answer: You jump into the river and swim safely to shore. Remember, all of the crocodiles are at the conference called by the lion.
Most 5 year-olds will get all of the answers correct. How did you do?
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