Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.
posted by VARepublicMan @ 12:47 AM
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: Makes it easier to stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:Makes it easier to stomp out flaming ducks!
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