Bestest New NewsQuestion: What type of news could make a duck smile?
Answer: Finding different employment!
Yes, dear readers, your friendly ignited drake has moved on. I've taken the leap, flown the coop, said, "sayonara!" (actually it was more like f--- you!) The evil warlock boss has power no more!
Christmas eve, a Marine in the family and a new position with exciting potential. Life just couldn't get any better!