Monday, April 11, 2005

Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.

Well, stupid joke fight fans. It's over. The epic stupid joke slugfest between the Flaming Duck and Witnit is finally over. When this fight started on April 8, no one could have predicted it would have gone this long. But two tough jokesters battled it out to the bitter end. And what an end! I've never seen a double knockout before!

Flaming Duck threw a vicious combination pun. But as the duck was winding up, WitNit threw his best combination yet.
  • A boy on the streetcorner pointed to a woman's pregnant belly and asked, 'What's that?' The woman replied, 'Well, that's my baby.' The boy asked, 'Do you love your baby?' The woman said, 'Of course I love my baby.' And the boy replied, 'Then how come you ate him?

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Holes all over Australia.

  • My momma's so fat she affects the rotation of the earth.
While the duck had the right IDEAR, nothing was going to stop the kangaphant joke!

After the exchange, both fighters lie flat on the mat. The eight count came and went without a challenge by either jokester. The ref had no choice but to call a double knockout. The stupid joke fight officially ends in a draw!