Sunday, April 10, 2005

Flaming Duck - 3; WitNit - 3!

Ladies and gentilemen! Just when it appeared that Witnit had the duck on the ropes, He couldn't put the ignited drake away! The duck answered grossness with grossness but it looks like Witnit confused "classic stupid" with "lame." Lets see the slow motion replay in the update to Test for Dementia.

Yes, Witnit only threw a lame lightbulb joke in return. Even stupid jokes have to carry some funny power. Now it looks like the Flaming Duck has gathered a second wind. He throws a wicked combination using his standard question and answer riddle technique.

Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground Beef.

Question: Where do you find the cow with no legs?
Answer: Exactly where you left it.

Question: What do you call a cow with three legs?
Answer: Lean Beef.

That got Witnit off of him. It looks like it's anybody's fight at this point. Do you think that WitNit can answer with stupidfunny!