I Heard the Best Joke......this morning on the radio!
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a Washington D.C. resturant for breakfast. A nice looking young waitress walks up and says, "Gentleman, may I take your order?"
"Yes, I would like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." said the vice president.
"OK. And for you Mr. President?"
"I think I'd like a kisse."
The waitress is flabbergasted! "You and Bill Clinton. I can't believe it. Just because you're the president doesn't mean I have to take this." and she runs off, crying, to tell her manager.
The Vice President leans over to the President and says, "Mr. President. You pronounce that 'quiche'..."
That just works on so many levels! (Hat tip to Tony Machrini, WNIS morning drive show)
(hee hee) >@_/