Thursday's Elephant Joke
I'm hungryQ: How do you make a dead elephant float?
A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....
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posted by VARepublicMan @ 10:10 PM
Thursday, August 11, 2005
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